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Stardust
It's not your imagination, you're turning heads everywhere you go right now.
Go little egg, go!
Like clouds and smoothies and pimples, no two period cycles are exactly alike :)
Make list of everything you're grateful for. Or everything you hate. Whatever suits the mood!
"If at first you don't succeed, give up and take a nap."— Ancient proverb
Nutella.
Happiness consists of getting enough sleep.
Your confidence today will correlate closely with your blood sugar levels. Snack appropriately.
Day 3 of period. Hard to believe it's only been 3 days. What is time, even.
Day 4 of period. Don't bust out the "good" underwear yet, but keep them on standby...
Estrogen is on the upswing today. Tackle some tasks while the "can do" hormone is in play.
Hormone report: Estrogen is up. Energy is increased. Appetite might be decreased. Nothing to worry about.
Today is your lucky day.
Estrogen increase is putting you on hyperspeed today.
Start an intriguing rumor about yourself today.
Hormones are in performance enhancement mode and it is perfectly legal.
Ride the lightning.
Send your ovaries a little gratitude prayer today. They are doing an A+ job with estrogen production.
You have been scientifically classified as a Radioactively Sexy Substance today.
Testosterone rapidly increasing - go start a fight! (Just kidding. Please harness your vigor in peaceful ways.)
Wait why is everyone in your orbit suddenly wearing sunglasses? It's because your charisma is so bright it's causing a GLARE.
Use today's formidable hormone powers for good rather than evil.
Alright hormones, now let's get in formation.
Brain function is high today. This is a great day to tackle parallel parking, quantum physics, and other challenging topics.
Today's hormones are conducive to serotonin production, which is cool because serotonin is your body's version of Xanax.